I'm home alone, it's just me
It's 1 am I can't sleep
Checked my phone again
You're not answering
You're at some party downtown
Drinking your frat boy heart out
With all your school friends
Wasn't invited

But go and have fun on your own with all those girls you barely know
And I'll be waiting here at home (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Your ignorance is mixed with fireball and wondering why I try at all
Maybe I'm better off alone

Just call me when you're sober
Call me when it's over
Call me slurring over your words from a payphone
You call me with an address
So I can clean up your mess
I'm far too in love to ever let you hear the tone
And I'm all about having fun
But this is a party for one

It's 3 am still no call
I'd go to sleep but I'm so
Angry at you, dear
I wish you were here
And then I'd get to thinking
With you and all that drinking
What if you got hurt?
Expecting the worst

Don't understand how it's so hard to call me once while at the bar
Do you not care about my care for you? (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh, 'cause it's so easy to ease my mind, but it cuts into your party time
Was I wrong to ever trust you?

Just call me when you're sober
Call me when it's over
Call me slurring over your words from a payphone
You call me with an address
So I can clean up your mess
I'm far too in love to ever let you hear the tone
And I'm all about having fun
But this is a party for one