Abe: Ta, taichou! Taihen desu. Monosugoi hito de arimasu.
Nakazawa: Un, wakatteoru!
Yasuda: Ittai, nani ga aru to iu no da.
Yaguchi: Ha! Desuga, mattaku yosoku dekimasen.
Gotou: Sore yori, yatsu wa kurundarou na!
Ichii: Haa. Kanari, nen wo oshitandesuga....
Iida: Maa maa, itsumo no koto dewa nai ka.

Harajuku no eki mae rokuji shuugou
ni, sannichi mae kara nen wo oshita

Harajuku no eki mae rokujihan ne
yappari anata tte okurete kuru

watashi wa matsuwa yo
anata ga suki dakara sa
(punpun parapaa punpun parapaa)
keredomo eiga wa matte wa kurenai
doushite doushite mou shiranai!

yoteidoori ni nante yuku wake nai
kono koi datte
yoteidoori janaku
suki ni natta hito

Shinjuku aruta mae rokuji shuugou
yuujin mo issho nano daburu de-to
Shinjuku aruta mae rokuji yonjuppun
dore dake bira moraeba
kitekureru no?

yuujin mo matsuwa yo tottemo ii tomodachi
(punpun parapaa punpun parapaa)
keredomo sonokan
ichaicha saretecha
nandaka nandaka samishii janai

yotei nanka tatete
mou hashaganai
anata wa datte
yotei yorimo motto
suki ni natta hito

doushite doushite mou shiranai!

yoteidoori ni nante yuku wake nai
kono koi datte
yoteidoori janaku
suki ni natta hito

yotei nanka tatete
mou hashaganai
anata wa datte
yotei yorimo motto
suki ni natta hito