What do I do
In between times
Of being with you
And waltzing on mines
Have I overheard
What I wanted to hear
I'm not really sure
I'm deaf in one year
I'll be your ghoul
For a month and a day
Calendar fool
It's still better this way

Schampout
I need the experience
Schampout
And in the experience
You said to me
"What a noise I make"
I said
"Well I am a singer
I'll never let anyone hypnotise me
I've never been a very good swimmer"

Why do you let
Me treat you so cruel
Watching me break's the bloodiest sport
I was depressed for over a week
With no interest
I felt like a sheik
Eek!
Don't ask me why
I'm all tied in knots
It's something to do
With once being shot
Hot!

Schampout
I need the experience
Schampout
And in the experience
You said to me
"What a noise I make"
I said
"Well I am a singer
I'll never let anyone hypnotise me
I've never been a very good swimmer"