I love that one Four, three, one, two, three, four Got a whiskey-drinkin' fever that I cannot shake And those girls downtown are more than I can take High-waisted rockies and the sailor's mouths And the boys in the back of the bar scream loud Oh, whiskey river take me home And I smell like cologne and cigarettes But I ain't found a lady or a bar fight yet I'll wait around just to stir shit up That whiskey river flowin' ain't ever enough Oh, whiskey river take me home 'Cause I'm a heavy-drinkin', hard-hittin' good ol' boy There ain't a man in this county that can keep me employed Can't stay sober past 11 AM My breath smells like my regrets again Oh, whiskey river take me home I had a woman in Wisconsin and a woman in Maine But they told me that they'd never love a man so insane I head to Oklahoma with the flask and a comb Do my best to find another place I can roam Oh, whiskey river take me home There was no one in town that would give me a ride So I waited for my heavy drunkenness to subside Stole a pick-up truck from a gas station pump I pray to the Lord for a run of good luck Oh, whiskey river take me home Yeah