The Smartest Monkeys

Well man created the cardboard box to sleep in it 
And man converted the newspaper to a blanket 
Well you have to admit that he's come a long way 
Since swinging about in the trees 
We're the smartest monkeys 
The smartest monkeys 
The evidence is all around 
Our brains are bigger 
This we've found 
The smartest monkeys 
Well man discovered the park bench can make a transition 
And the rubbish tip makes a valid form of nutrition 
With discoveries like these 
Civilisation agrees 
To give itself a pat on the back 
We're the smartest monkeys 
The evolution's plain to see 
We're the dominant of the species 
The smartest monkeys 
We brought the caveman from the stoneage 
To the subways of the modern world 
How they pack so many in
Quick call the Guinness Book of Records 
Well you have to admit... 
We're the smartest monkeys...