Have you seen Jackie? He's a strange strange strange little girl Make up on his face and his hair in curls Have you seen Jackie? She's a strange strange strange little boy Her long black beard is her pride and joy And all the children follow him around And all the grownups try to drag her down So we sing Hey, leave Jackie alone Hey, his pigeons have flown Hey, she's never at home at all these days Leave Jackie alone Have you seen Jackie? He's an odd odd odd little fish To fly around is his only wish Have you seen Jackie? She's a queer queer queer little bird Shy and quiet neither scene nor herd And all the rats will follow him around The dogs and cats will chase her from the town And we sing Hey, leave Jackie alone Hey, his mind is all blown Hey, she's not on the phone at all these days Leave Jackie alone Jackie couldn't decide if he was a girl Or if she was a boy Have you seen Jackie?