Run that by me one more time To make sure that I heard you right I hope you don't expect me to believe that line I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb And I know a lie when I hear one Would you run that by me one more time? Well, you're late again, I see What's your excuse this time? Don't you try to kiss and make up When you smell so strong from wine Well, I'm not late, the clock is wrong You need to wind Big Ben Honey, that's not wine you smell That's aftershave for men Would you run that by me one more time? What happened to the money I gave you to pay the rent? The rent is overdue And we ain't got one red cent I put it in the cookie jar The day you brought it home One day when I came back from town I looked and I'll be dogged if that money wasn't gone! Would you run that by me one more time?