Have you ever seen yourself on TV? Well I have Have you ever been more famous than me? Well I have Have you ever been stung by a bee? Well I have Have you ever met Muhammad Ali? I have, I have Have you ever had a case of the flu? Well I have Have you ever had to escape from a zoo? I have Have you ever met the guys in The Who? Well I have I'm in Who's Who, are you? I am Have you ever stood in line at the bank? Had an uncle named Frank? Have you ever rode around in a tank? I have But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska That's the only place I've never been Have you ever been everywhere else? I have, I have Have you ever locked your keys in your car? Well I have Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? I have But I've never shot 18 under par And I still don't know where all those balls are Except the one that went in some doctor's car One time in Lincoln Nebraska And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska If it's the last thing I ever do Have you ever done everything else? I have too, I have!