Lying all alone Next to my cellphone And an Ice-cream cone Is a tiny piece of toast Staring at me Looking angry wait just a second, eh How does that thing have eyes? Creepy Toast Staring at me Creepy Toast What are you plotting now? As I creep closer It gets angrier It looks like Big Al Wait that doesn't rhyme at all It stares at me Wait just a second, eh Is this thing checking me out? Creepy Toast Staring at me Creepy Toast Why don't you just go Hey you It cries out to me Why don't you eat me? I am perfectly tasty! And I'll steal your soul! Creepy Toast Staring at me Creepy Toast What are you plotting now?