A Guy Walks Into A Bar

D A G


[Verse]
    D                         A    G
The joke's on me and it ain't funny
Everybody but me could see the punch
         D            A  G
 line coming a mile away
     D                            
I've heard it so many times I can 
A              G
tell it to the T
                           D       
Believe me I could sell it all day
    A  G


It goes


[Chorus]
  D                     A        
A guy walks into a bar, orders a 
G
drink
                 A           D
Sees a girl that catches his eye
                       A
Asks her if she wants another
      G                            
They fall for each other and end up
  A
 lovers
     D                    A       
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, 
      G
make it work for a little while
         Bm                   A   
Then one night her taillights fade
              G
 out into the dark
                       D      A  G
And a guy walks into a bar


[Verse]
D                               A
I'd laugh too if my heart would let 
me
G                                 
Keeping it light will probably 
            D            A  G
help to get me over you
    D                          A
I'm walking, talking, drinking proof
  G
A cliché in a corner booth
      D            A  G
Ain't nothing new


[Chorus]
  D                     A        
A guy walks into a bar, orders a 
G
drink
                 A           D
Sees a girl that catches his eye
                       A
Asks her if she wants another
      G                            
They fall for each other and end up
  A
 lovers
     D                    A       
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, 
      G
make it work for a little while
         Bm                   A   
Then one night her taillights fade
              G
 out into the dark
                       D      A  G
And a guy walks into a bar