Is this the in place to be? What am I doing here? Watching the girls go by Spending money on Sleep all day It's the only way I'm a parasite I creep about at night Nite klub, is this the in place to be? Nite klub, what am I doing here? Nite klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on Hey, hey, I don't work Cos I don't have to I don't have to work There's no work to do Nite klub, I'm a member of the nite klub Nite klub, a fully paid up member of the nite klub I won't dance in a club like this All the girls are slags And the beer tastes just like piss I'm a parasite I creep about at night Yes I'm a member of the nite klub A fully paid up member of the nite klub Nite klub, is this the in place to be? Nite klub, what am I doing here? Nite klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on beer