Look at him, he's in all black Is his life really that bad? I bet his parents bought him that hair dye Those 32-eye black boots Did you see his shirt today? It said "I'm a Vampire" Hey, why don't you come to my house? We'll play cards and watch a good movie Doris day, soon be happy to stay You're so far away from the image you put out Oh, do you believe me? Please think I'm scary God knows I'm happy, yeah yeah When you see them all inside You'll then find out their lives are fine Vampires and gothic rings are nothing more than looks So just ignore And more and more Ahh ah, ah ah Look at him, he's Mr. Mack Why can't my life be like that? I want to play football and be a pimp And ride all day in a truck His image does him no good In his pants he wish it would I'll bust a cap on you and drive away And become a hero Go away, soon and please stay 'Cause you're so far away from the image you put out Do you believe me? Please think I'm scary God knows I'm happy, yeah yeah When you see them all inside You'll then find out their lives are fine Vampires and gothic rings are nothing more than looks So just ignore, more and more Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah