Skinny was born in a bathtub And he grew so incredibly Even the end of an eyedropper sucked him in Skinny never knew any questiong Skinny never looked at the lights But Skinny sold something every single night Skinny sold a soldier to me Skinny sold a wife Skinny sold a suction cup And a knife Skinny found a Hello Dolly record in the hall He sold it to a truck driver in the fall