Sometimes, My girl's got green eyes, And sometimes, Her eyes are blue, And sometimes, In her in-between eyes, There's a tiny teardrop makin' them change their hue. Sometimes, Those grassy green eyes, Look up and turn sky blue, So when my, My girl gets blue eyes, I would do anything any normal superhero would do. I would outwit the Joker, Put the Penguin on ice, And with a simple turn of phrase, I'd make the Riddler think twice, I'd wear my underwear, Over my stupid lycra tights, If I thought that she might get to sleep at nights. But sometimes, Those lovely green eyes, Can't disguise that they're blue, So when my, My girl gets blue eyes, I would do anything any normal superhero would do