Polythene Pam

Intro 2x: D/E  A  E

E                   D   A        
   Well, you should see Polythene 
 E
Pam
                  D             
   She's so good looking but she 
 A            E
looks like a man
                      G            
   Well, you should see her in 
                 B
drag, dressed in her polythene bag
                   C   D         
   Yes, you should see Polythene 
E
Pam.
   C     D     E
   Yeah, yeah, yeah

( D/E  A  E ) (2x)

Get a dose of her in jackboots and 
kilt
She's killer diller when she's 
dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes 
the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was 
attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

( D/E  A  E ) (x2)

( D  A  E ) (9x)
Solo:

E|--------------------------------
B|-------7b9-b9--7------------7b9-
G|-7-8-9-----------9-6--7-8-9-----
D|--------------------------------
A|--------------------------------
E|--------------------------------

E|-------------------------------
B|b9--7------------7b9-b9--7-----
G|------9-6--7-8-9-----------9-7-
D|-------------------------------
A|-------------------------------
E|-------------------------------

E|-------------------------------- 
B|-------------10-8---------11b12- 
G|8/10--8-8-10------10-8-11------- 
D|-------------------------------- 
A|-------------------------------- 
E|-------------------------------- 


E|-----------------------------
B|-------7b9--b9--7------------
G|-7-8-9------------9-6--7-8-9-
D|-----------------------------
A|-----------------------------
E|-----------------------------

E|------------------------------------
B|7b9-b9-7------------7b9--b9--7------
G|---------9-6--7-8-9------------9-6--
D|------------------------------------
A|------------------------------------
E|------------------------------------

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-----------7b9-b9--7--------------| 
8/10--7--9-----------9-7--9-7-6-5-| 
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E|-------------------------------
B|-------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-
D|-------------------------------
A|-------------------------------
E|-------------------------------

E|-----------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------| 
G|2-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-0----------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------| 
A|-----------------------------------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------| 

A                                 
 She came in through the bathroom 
D
window
A          F#m         D
 protected by a silver spoon
A            F#m                 
 But now she sucks her thumb and 
D
wonders
        D7                      A
 by the banks of her own lagoon

So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to 
help me
she could steal but she could not 
rob

( A )                Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7                        C
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the 
answer
Well, I knew but I could not say