I saw it officer, it looked prehistoric ... There's a monster in my pants And it does a nasty dance When it moves in and out Everybody starts to shout Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah Get outta here monster! Monster! Monster! Get outta here monster! There's a monster in my pants And It does a nasty dance When it sees the light of day You can here the people say Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster! Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster Monster! Monster! Oh no, a giant monster! Shut the window, bolt the door! Don't wanna see that monster no more! There's a monster in my pants And it does a modern dance When it comes into a room People hit it with a broom Take that monster! Take that monster! Take it! Take it! Take that you awful thing! Take that aaah! Take that aaah! Take it! Take it! Take that you naughty thing! And they don't wear pants on the other side of France But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts Monster! Monster! Oh gee, a great big monster There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak Gosh would you look at that thing And I thought dinosaurs were extinct Aaaaah!