Can I get a T (T) And if you hit me with the A L L Y Then you'd see why the Hall is here for ya'll The mini mall is calling us all in So kids pack up your moms car Back up the windstar kick it and drive And arrive at the mega mart Slide the side hatch with pride Cause your ties match On booty dooty like your name is eddie thatch W W T H D we like to kick it at the univesity But all work and no play makes us crazy so We jump in the bumping SUV Hit the street get the sweet tunes on Do a donut on your mommas front lawn And sooner than you know You found the rock n roll show At the tizzy hizzy we'll be gone Were in the mini mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall (Whoo) (Whos to blame?) The automated players I proclaim Yellow tie this suave fellow writes Heterophonic tunes of how love bites Red the proud loud guy we adore (Is my amp too high?) no turn it up more! So Gray in the back sippin gnac n hear Knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer Send home the locksmith Greens got the keys to unlock the rock in the Act if you please Now open the gates, give blue the bass And jiggle your bajigle all over the place Were in the mini mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall Were in the mini mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall Can I get a click Flick off of the switch And we'll ignite the night in pitch Singing songs you like to hear And the world will dissapear Then we'll be glowing in the dark Lighting up the park Revealing that the Hall is the place That aims to please With unpredictable games and antiquities The collectables so delectable The unreliable style's undetectable Like I might rap like an English Chap Take you by the knickers and ill bum your slap You didnt think we had the gall Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall! We're stereosonic, were anamatronic We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics A quick distraction a mechanic attraction Got a penny in your pocket for the slot Rock Hey ho don't you know its a good old fashioned puppet show That's right quite the set Were the marionet quintet We think were playing in a band But we'd love to give you all a hand Woo Were in the mini mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall We think were playing in a band But we'd love to give you all a hand We think were playing in a band But we'd love to give you all a hand We think were playing in a band But we'd love to give you all a hand (Yeah, woo, you guys are sweet, yeah)