I was lost, lost on the bypass road, could be worse, I could be turned to toad. Won't you take me back to my hometown, Take me back before I break down. I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I wonder what can I do? I was found riding an unicorn, could be worse, I could be backwards born. Won't you take me back to my hometown, Take me back before I break down. I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I wonder what can I do? Calm down and then leave me alone Calm down and then leave me alone Calm down and then leave me alone Calm down and then leave me alone I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I say 'Oh, please return me, will you ever return me, will you ever return me, just like Frankie Fontaine'. I wonder what can I do