I got a custom Continental Made in 1965 But with a save the planet sticker That makes it kind of hard to drive I got a big house full of pebbles And I’m a big fan of both kinds I know one can keep the doctor away And one can sure mess with your mind It’s the best of times It’s the worst of times Might not change the world But I’ll change it in mine Chanel my teen fears Our best days are behind But not mine Not mine And my toys are made in China My guitar’s in Mexico My frozen food comes from Japan Give me a dog from Chicago I need to take myself to Yellowstone Climb up to that blue ridge too Remind myself of what’s beautiful About the big white red and blue It’s the best of times It’s the worst of times Might not change the world But I’ll change it in mine Chanel my teen fears Our best days are behind But not mine Not mine When I woke up this morning I got down on my knees to pray ‘Cause my end time is done running out But my calendar’s full of days It’s the best of times It’s the worst of times Might not change the world But I’ll change it in mine The breaking news reports Our best days are behind But not mine Not mine Not mine Not mine Not mine