You just give me Bridesmaids' gimmicks There's a glacé cherry On your wedding cake Your ex-boyfriend's crying In the background Hiding behind The easter candle Glasgow italian ice cream family Makes you feel better in the rain Driving around in a musical van Helps you hide the pain I wish I could be home for easter To light the votive candle But all I do is paint my toes This family's too hard to handle You just give me Bridesmaids' gimmicks Silver tin foil and ribbons and lace Confetti and painted faces