Bbm
I like

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot
Bbm
I like

Drinkin' hard

Maxin' Dad's credit card
Bbm
I like

Skippin' gym
Ebm
Scaring her

Screwing him
Bbm
I like

Killer clothes
Ebm
Kickin' nerds in the nose

Bbm
    If you lack the deuce
                     Ab
Go play Duck, Duck, Goose

Let your mommy fix you ice cream

Whoa
Bbm
    Or come hang with me
                     Eb
And tonight we'll be

Dirty dancing with the football team
      Gb
Whoa

Whoa
      Ab
Whoa

               Db        A
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
              E         B
Welcome to my candy store
                     Dbm
It's time for you to prove
       A              B
You're not a loser anymore
                          Dbm
Then step into my candy store

Bbm
Guys fall


[BETTY]

At your feet


[VERONICA]

Pay the check

Help you cheat


[CHERYL]
Bbm
All you


Need to know

Some dead weight

Has to go


[BETTY]
Bbm
That freak's
Dbm
Not your friend

I can tell in the end
Bbm
If she

Had your shot
Eb
She would leave you to rot


[VERONICA]
Bbm
'Course if you don't care
                    Ab
Fine, go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on
     Gm
Whoa


[BETTY]

Or forget the creep


[VERONICA]
       Eb
And get in my jeep


[CHERYL]

Let's go tear up someone's lawn


[TONI]
     Gb
See, you don't have it
          Ab
Watch this


[TONI]

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
              E         B
Welcome to my candy store
               Dbm
You just gotta prove
       A                 B
You're not a doorknob anymore
                          Dbm  E
Then step into my candy store

[CHERYL]
        D
You can join the team


[TONI]
           A
Or you can bitch and moan


[CHERYL]
        E
You can live the dream


[TONI]
           B
Or you can die alone


[CHERYL]
        D
You can fly with eagles
      A
Or if you prefer
        B
Keep on testing me


[TONI]
        Dbm
And end up like her
   Dbm Ab A
Whoooooooooa
               D
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?


[CHERYL]
            Bb
Shut up, Toni
     F               C
Step into my candy store
                Dm
Time for you to prove
             Bb            C
You're not a lame ass anymore


[CHERYL & TONI]
                          Dm
Then step into my candy store
                   C
It's my candy store
             Gm
It's my candy
        G   Bb
It's my candy store
               Dm
It's my candy
        Gm  F
It's my candy store
        A   Dm
It's my candy store