Intro/Verse: E riff E|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|---------------------| D|---------------------| A|--2-2-4-4-5-5-4-5-4--| E|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| A riff E|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|---------------------| D|--2-2-4-4-5-5-4-5-4--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| E|---------------------| Verse 1: E Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon? A E Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon? B7 A E Especially when it's 9 below zero and 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Verse 2: E Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame. A Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame. B7 A E Well, I might look like Robert Ford but I feel just like a Jesse James. Verse 3: E Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range. A E Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range. B7 A E I got no reason to be there, but I imagine it would be some kind of change. Verse 4: E I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth. A E I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth. B7 A E Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth. Verse 5: E I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name. A E I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name. B7 A E She's a brown-skin woman but I love her just the same.