Intro: F Fsus x3 Bass; C,D,E F Em7 Dm7 Gm She's fuddled my fancy, she's muddled me good C Dm7 G7 C7 I've taken to drinking, and given up food Bb F A E G#m C#m I'm buying an island, somewhere in the sun A B E Bdim C7 F Fsus F Bass:C,D,E, I'll hide from the natives, live only on rum I'm selling my memoirs, I'm writing it down If no one will pay me I'll burn down the town I'll rent out an aircraft and print on the sky If God likes my story then maybe he'll buy Instrumental: D C#m7 Bm Em A Bm E A7 G D Gb Db Fm Bbm Gb Ab Db Abo C7 F Fsus4 F Bass: C,D,E, I'm buying a ticket for places unknown It's only a one-way: I'm not coming home She's swallowed my secret, and taken my name A Bsus4 E Bdim C F To follow my footsteps and knobble me lame Outro: F F Bdim C x4 F