There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say eye for an eye Eye for a tooth When I roamed young I'd scavenge around Every nook and cranny Of our little town It's nice, so nice, to be Pull out the cannon boys Steal us some wine Puff Tijuana Smalls Shake hands with beef She's so fine She's so sweet Mom and Pop they raised her On huge slabs of meat She's fine A man of nine Water derby day Twenty six pumps on a Crosman And it's time to play It's fine, so fine, to be Pull out the cannon boys Steal us some wine Puff Tijuana Smalls Shake hands with beef