I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand I write so legibly I have my kitty. His name is allowishus, I stroke him But you don't see me No one should see me I pull the blinds For the Sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy Bottom-a bit of pornography But you don't see me No one should see me I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door! And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5! And I've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day I arrived here!