They call me Mr. Knowitall I will not compromise I will not be told what to do I shall not step aside They call me Mr. Knowitall I have no time to waste My mouth it spews pure intellect And I've such elegant taste They call me Mr. Knowitall I sup the aged wine Oh I could tell such wonderous tales If I should find the time I must be Mr. Knowitall For ideas they come in bounds I am Mr. Knowitall So spread the word around They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent Perfection is my middle name And whatever rhymes with eloquent