I told my friends you were the one After I'd known you like a month And then you kissed some girl from high school And I stayed in bed for like a week When you said space was what you need Waited by my phone like a goddamn fool And now it don't mean a thing God, love's fucking embarrassing Just watch as I crucify myself For some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell And I consoled you while you cried Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy My God, how could I be so stupid? You found a new version of me And I damn near started World War III Jesus, what was I even doing? 'Cause now it don't mean a thing God, love's fucking embarrassing Just watch as I crucify myself For some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell I give up, give up, I give up everything I placed my bets and it's not worth anything I give up, give up, but I keep coming back for more Yeah, it don't mean a thing God, love's fucking embarrassing Just watch as I crucify myself Hey, hey, hey For some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell Yeah, yeah, I give up, give up, I give up everything I'm planning out my wedding with some guy I'm never marrying I'm giving up, I'm giving up, but I keep coming back for more