Hugo: Paris, the city of lovers Is glowing this evening True, that's because it's on fire But still, there's "l'amour" Somewhere out there in the night Her Heart is also alight And I know the guy she just might Be burning for A guy like you She's never known, kid A guy like you A girl does not meet ev'ry day You've got a look That's all your own, kid Could there be two? Victor and Laverne: Like you? All Three: No way! Hugo: Those other guys That she could dangle All look the same From ev'ry boring point of view You're a surprise From ev'ry angle Mon Dieu above She's gotta love A guy like you Victor: A guy like you Gets extra credit Because it's true You've got a certain some thing more Hugo: You're aces, kid Laverne: You see that face You don't forget it Victor and Laverne: Want something new? Hugo: That's you All Three: For sure! Laverne: We all have gaped At some Adonis Victor: But then we crave a meal More nourishing to chew Hugo: And since you've shaped Like a croissant is All Three: No question of She's gotta love A guy like you! Laverne: Call me a hopeless romatic But Quasi, I feel it Victor: She wants you so Any moment she'll walk through that door All Three: For Hugo: A guy so swell Victor and Laverne: A guy like you Hugo: With all you bring her Victor and Laverne: I tell you Quasi Hugo: A fool could tell Victor and Laverne: There never was Hugo: It's why she fell Victor and Laverne: Another, was he? Hugo: For you-know-who Victor and Laverne: From king to serf To the bourgeoisie Hugo: You ring the bell Victor and Laverne: They're all a second-stringer All Three: You're the bell ringer! When she wants oo-la-la Then she wants you la-la She will discover, guy You're one heckuva guy Who wouldn't love a guy Like you? Hugo: You got a lot The rest have not So she's gotta love A guy like you!