D A B G
and the bastard you hated the most
D A B G
will stand up and give you a toast
D A B G
he'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
D A G D G A
then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
B G
so get in your car and drive real fast,
D A
up in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
B G
take a bath with a clock radio
D A
vodka and valium overdose
F# G A
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
Chords
B G A D F#
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--4------------7---------|
D|--4---5---7----7----4----|
A|--2---5---7----5----4----|
E|------3---5---------2----|
