Well I don´t know where they come from, but they sure do come I hope they´re coming for me And I don´t know how they do it, but they do it real good I hope they do it for free They give me cat scratch fever cat scratch fever First time that I got it I was thirteen years old! Pussy cat livin´ next door And I went to see the doctor and he put me on hold He said there wasn´t no cure He said it´s cat scratch fever cat scratch fever He said it´s cat scratch fever cat scratch fever I´m not in danger, I´m not in pain, I´m moving like a train You know you got it ´cause it makes you insane It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain Well I make that kitten happy with the tongue and the hand She wave her tail at me She knows just where to come to find a sensitive man I give it to her for free Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever