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[Verse 1]
G D C D G
Oh if only you were the only boy in town
G D C D
For then I could not play the field and let you down
Em A7
I would not go half-mad for each passing lad
D C
With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown
G D C D G
No, if only you were the only boy in town
[Verse 2]
G D C D G
Oh if only you were the only boy in France
G D C D
Our life would not be like one long, long, long seance
Em A7
I think I would endeavor to love you forever
D C
Instead of only for the nonce
G D C D G
If-if only you were the only boy in France
[Verse 3]
C Am
With the only boy in town
G D
With the only available male
G Am
In the loneliest possible world
G D
There would be no daily betrayal
[Verse 4]
G D C D G
Oh if only you were the only boy alive
G D C D
And I were the queen of our small, small, small beehive
Em A7
Though more pricks than a cactus may always distract us
D C
Would they all take up all my sex drive?
G D C D G
Not-not-not if you were the only boy alive
[Outro]
G D C D G
Oh if only you were the only boy in town
G D C D G
Oh if only you were the only boy in France
