I coulda died when I found out We couldn-t live together peacefully That-s when it started and we nearly parted Well, I was hoping not to see the day We started getting in each other-s way Maybe it-s better we don-t live together Things got strange My space to chill become half the size You became someone I didn-t even recognize What-s the matter now What are you talking about If it ain-t one thing, it-s another If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other Why you gotta put me down What are you complaining about If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other If it ain-t one thing, it-s another I got a yacht for a dinner cruise The way you treated everyone was rude I don-t believe ya, you-re such a diva I told the waitress we wanted wine You got upset because the girl was fine You-re complicated, but somehow we make it I get tired From all I have to do to keep you satisfied Get no sleep You call me in the middle of the night and weep What-s the matter now What are you crying about If it ain-t one thing, it-s another If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other Why you gotta fuss and shout What are you screaming about If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other If it ain-t one thing, it-s another I guess I can-t see the world through your eyes Pretty little brown eyes Guess I don-t understand What goes on, goes on, goes on in your mind What-s the matter now What are you talking about If it ain-t one thing, it-s another If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other Why you gotta put me down What are you fussing about If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other If it ain-t one thing, it-s another What-s the matter now What are you talking about If it ain-t one thing, it-s another If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other Why you gotta scream and shout What are you complaining about If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other If it ain-t one thing, it-s another