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[Verse 1]
E A
Got off late was trying to get off early
B E
Old lady at the lot just flipped me the birdie
A
I Got pulled over 'cause I was in a hurry
B E
Well thanks a lot, officer, good day, just great
[Verse 2]
A
And now I'm later than I was
B E A
And all I really wanted was to catch me a buzz
E A
I finally got there but somebody's in my chair
B
I'm doing my best trying not swear but
[Chorus]
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
A B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
E A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
B E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
A B
But guess what? It's not, it's hot
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
[Break]
E A B
[Verse 3]
E A
Well my ex walks in with her new boyfriend
B E A
And let's just say it wasn't a happy ending
E A
I take it as a sign for me to leave
B7
But I can't find my keys, jeez
[Chorus]
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
A B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
E A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
B E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
A B
And unwind till closing time till my cards decline
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
[Instrumental]
E A B
E A B A
[Verse 4]
B A
I walk outside to my truck
The keys were locked inside
B
Just my luck
What the—
[Chorus]
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
A B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
E A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
B E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
A B
But guess what? It's not, it's hot
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
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