Lost my job, I lost my money I turn my back and lost my honey Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind Lost my license 'cause I drove too fast Got in a game and I lost my cash Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind Some day the cops are gonna come around And turn me over to the lost and found I was sitting on the porch the other day And watched the finance man drive my car away I'm too proud to crawl too weak to run I'd shoot myself but I lost my gun Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind [Long version] Well if it was a-raining dollar bills And I was up on the highest hill Clouds would break out and the sun would shine The only way that I can win Is pick a fight and bet on him Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind Some day the cops are gonna come around And turn me over to the lost and found I just got a letter from a baby of mine She's in las vegas and she likes it fine [Long version only] I'm too proud to crawl and I'm too weak to run I'd shoot myself but I lost my gun Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind [Short version only] I bet on the horses to recoup my losses And lost the tickets on the winning horses Lord I guess I'm just the losing kind