Hes not so good in a crowd But when you get him alone, Youd be surprised. He isnt much at a dance But then when he takes you home, Youd be surprised. He doesnt look like much of a lover, But dont judge a book by its cover. Hes got the face of an angel but, Theres a devil in his eye. Hes such a delicate thing But when he starts to squeeze, Youd be surprised. He dosnt look very strong But when you sit on his knees, Youd be surprised. At a party or at a ball, Ive got to admit hes nothing at all, But in an easy chair, Youd be surprised