I'd like to do a song Of a great social and poetical import It goes like this Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? Dialing for Dollars' is trying to find me I wait for delivery each day until three So Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, Lord Please don't let me down Prove that you love me and buy the next round Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? Everybody! Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? That's it!