D G C Bb [Verse] Am F We were living in this matchbox Am F Well, it must be quite some time. G I was slaving at the steel mill F every day on the production line. [Verse] Am F And I came home one summer evening. Am F The place was empty, ain't that strange? G She left a message on the mirror. F In pink lipstick she signed her name. [Chorus] D It said, I don't like this and I G don't like that and I'm C Bb gonna hit the town. D Yes, I'm leaving you and I G won't be back. C Bb Goodbye Valentine! Yes it is! [Verse] Am F So I called up all my best friends Am F I said: "Hey, boys, just come around." G We've howling like a gang of alley cats. F We've up and down and hanging 'round the main. [Verse] Am F The postman woke me in the morning. Am F He was banging on my door. G He said: "I got a postcard from Jamaica F and a telegram from New York" [Chorus] D It says, I don't like this and I G don't like that. This is C Bb such a dirty town. D Well, I've spent all your money and it G won't be back. C Bb Goodbye Valentine! [Interlude] E7 D E7 Well, I'm feeling so much better D E7 D E7 Yes, I'm livin' like a king D E7 D E7 I'm on my second bottle of Dr. Good D E7 G And by now I don't feel a thing. Bm Well, I hope you're happy, have a Asus real good time 'cause you E7/Ab know I'll do the same. Bb Yes, I will. Bb Yes, I will. Bb Yes, I will [Verse] Am F Later on, I don't remember Am F Valentine was on the telephone. G She said, "I'm living with my mother F and I'm bored, now can I come home?" F Now can I come home? [Chorus] D I said her: "I don't like this and I G don't like that. Well, C Bb excuse me, what's your name?" D But it's too late now 'cause I've G changed my mind. C Bb It's goodbye, Valentine. (Valentine) Yeah! [Outro] D You can take your silly hat collection and your G sixty pairs of shoes. C Bb Your Madonna records always were a pain. (Valentine) D G Your suitcase full of sequins. Take your bean bag too. C Bb Bb This is goodbye, Valentine (Valentine, Valentine) Bb Bb Goodbye, Valentine D Well, I don't like this D And I don't like that, no! D This is goodbye, Valentine