A                                              Bm
I been walking 'round like I don't give a fuck
         F#m
And it's probably for the better baby
A                                           Bm
I don't talk too much, I never speak enough
       F#m
I just keep my secrets hidden
A
Tell me lies, tell me lies
                         Bm                   F#m
Oh you graduated, with a three point five GPA in communications
        A
And you in A  for the day, this is your vacation
             Bm
Brought your friends into my crib
               F#m                     A
But you're the only one that's staying
                                         A
Well that's me, just being a little cocky
                                          Bm
We can do it on the stairs like I'm Rocky
                                                 F#m
I could prepare you a three course meal but it's not me
                                  A
I rather eat her out like Hibachi
                     A                    Bm
So stop the conversay, it's like a holiday
                                  F#m
The way you bless me girl, that's godly


[Chorus]
                 A
So come over tonight, ain't nobody home
               Bm                 F#m
We can fuck anywhere, you already know
               A
So keep on the lights, we got nothing to hide
                  Bm        F#m
This ain't no surprise party
                       A
We could start on the bed, end up on the floor
              Bm                          F#m
Fuck in every room, girl, I'll give you a tour
                  A
This ain't no surprise party
          Bm                F#m       A
Girl, and you don't need no invitation
                   Bm                         F#m
Woah, oh yeah (and this ain't no surprise party)
                  A
This ain't no surprise party
      Bm                F#m
Girl, you don't need no invitation


[Verse 2]
  A                                             Bm
Yo, I woke up feeling like my life was excellent
                     F#m
She jumped on top of me like "Let's have sex again"
A
This ain't no investigation, I don't even question it
Bm                           F#m
I'm the type to inspire your girl to get undressed again
A
Take it off, take it off, we can make some offspring
Bm                            F#m
We don't sleep, we just fuck, I'mma need some coffee
     A
Your boy getting busy with a Sidney in Sydney
        Bm                          F#m                    A
And she going down under, yeah, she treat me like an Aussie
                                          A
And she asking if I'm ready for commitment
                                        Bm
Tom Cruise I ain't tryna have a kid, man
                                                         F#m
Tie your shoes cause baby I think you're trippin', maybe you don't got the vision
                              A
But I'm seeing other women, aw
                    A
I'm tryna blow some steam not my self-esteem
Bm                              F#m
Ask me: "Do you see yourself in me?"
N.C.
Hah, obviously


[Chorus]
                 A
So come over tonight, ain't nobody home
               Bm                 F#m
We can fuck anywhere, you already know
               A
So keep on the lights, we got nothing to hide
                  Bm        F#m
This ain't no surprise party
                       A
We could start on the bed, end up on the floor
              Bm                          F#m
Fuck in every room, girl, I'll give you a tour
                  A
This ain't no surprise party
          Bm                F#m       A
Girl, and you don't need no invitation
                   Bm                         F#m
Woah, oh yeah (and this ain't no surprise party)
                  A
This ain't no surprise party
      Bm                F#m
Girl, you don't need no invitation