Act My Age

G
Yo, they say the way I act is 
immature
C
Well don't be mad at me because 
you're
feeling insecure
G
The only golf I ever tried to play 
was
miniature
C
And when you ask me sign your boobs 
I
smiley face my signature

G
But my parents raised me right, they
 were
sticklers
C
And we don't even fight, we're like 
oil
and some vinegar
G
Getting a job is like a pregnant 
woman
giving birth
C
You're trying to push me in the 
wrong
direction and it fucking hurts

G
So most our friends already moved 
out of
they mama's cribs
C
I'm still throwing parties at my 
house,
like Stifler
G
So if you go around and try to tell 
me
how to live
C
I'mma take your girl and Mortal 
Kombat
finish her


Am
But when it's done and the party 
shuts
down
C
And the cops try to lay my ass on 
the
ground
G
One day we might tell our kids
                         Em
But until that day let's live like 
this

G
My friends grew up, they never get 
drunk
They never wanna hang out late
C
They're gonna get jobs, they're 
gonna pay
bills
                  Am
They're gonna get old and gray
G
I'll never do that, I wanna stay 
young
C
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun
G
So if that's okay,
C
I don't think I'm ever gonna act my 
age


G
Yo, and when it comes to getting 
older
C
No matter what I do, I'm never 
feeling
like a grown up
G
People trying to make me change, 
you'd
think there was a quota
C
Like there ain't enough unemployed
motherfuckers with diplomas

G
Everybody waiting 'round hoping that
 they
blow up
C
But I'mma make it sooner, Oklahoma
G
I learned to be a player, make money
 like
I'm an owner
C
These other rappers are so over the 
hill,
word to Jonah
G
So if you see me in a restaurant, 
say hi
to me
C
And if I ask you if you like my new 
shit,
lie to me, word to Tim Roth
G
And I don't know if I fit in with 
your
society
C
So chill, take a pill for anxiety 
and
doze off


Am
But when it's late and you're all 
alone
G
And you're too damn drunk to be 
walking
home
C
Then maybe you should call it quits
Em
But until that day let's live like 
this


G
My friends grew up, they never get 
drunk
They never wanna hang out late
C
They're gonna get jobs, they're 
gonna pay
bills
                  Am
They're gonna get old and gray
G
I'll never do that, I wanna stay 
young
C
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun
G
So if that's okay,
C
I don't think I'm ever gonna act my 
age


G
Oh, it's all good, it's alright, 
it's okay
C
We can live however we want
And there ain't nobody that can get 
in
    Am
our way
G
Oh, it's all good, it's alright, 
it's okay
C
We gon' do whatever we want
                                 Em
Never gonna listen to a word you say


G
My friends grew up, they never get 
drunk
They never wanna hang out late
C
They're gonna get jobs, they're 
gonna pay
bills
                  Am
They're gonna get old and gray
G
I'll never do that, I wanna stay 
young
C
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun
G
So if that's okay,
C
I don't think I'm ever gonna act my 
age

G
Act my age
G                           C
Never gonna, act my, act my age