Intro C F D7 C A D G C G C
Verse 1
C D7
I just bought me a greyhound ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
G7 C
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
D7
You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T
F C A7 D7 G7 C C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
Verse 2
F C
I won't be round to hear you cry
D7 G7
Well I'm Texas bound and bye and bye
C D7
You can reach me down in Dallas general delivery
F C A7 D7 G7 C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
riff C D G C D F D C A D G C
Verse 3
C D7
There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue
G7 C
You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little I.O.U.
D7
This dynamite your fooling with may be T.N.T.
F D C A7 D7 G7 C C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
Verse 4
F C
No need to fall down on your knees
D7 G7
'Cause I know all my A.B.C.'s
C D7
Well I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D.
F D C A7 D7 G7 C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.
