I'll fill your pillow case up with snakes The man eating kind Though you call yourself a woman I doubted they would mind Oh, my, oh Oh, my But there's just one problem with my plan You spend your nights with another man Oh, you don't rest your head with mine no more I gotta take my plot back to the drawing board Oh, my, oh Oh, my Oh, my, my Oh, lately, I'm a heartache I'm a desperate plan in hands Oh, I'm a blueprint in the sand Oh, my You mentioned taking a holiday And I recalled you couldn't swim So I booked us scuba diving Off the north coast of Belgium Oh, my, oh Oh, my And I drew an image in my head Of you sinking just like lead But I never found you washed up on the shore I gotta take my plot back to the drawing board Oh, my, oh Oh, my Oh, my, my Oh, lately, I'm a heartache I'm a desperate plan in hands Oh, I'm a blueprint in the sand Oh, my Oh, I'm the one that you seldom came to see Oh, I was hidden Oh, I've been busy working on my scheme Oh, to teach you how to hurt You said you needed a haircut I recommended mister Todd Of all the men in this big bad world He's perfect for the job Oh, my, oh Oh, my Oh, my, my Oh, lately, I'm a heartache I'm a desperate plan in hands Oh, I'm a blueprint in the sand Oh, lately, I'm a heartache I'm a desperate plan in hands Oh, I'm a blueprint in the sand Oh, lately, I'm a heartache And I haven't seen you since So now I'm praying that you're mince Oh, my