Let me tell you 'bout my best friend Well, he got hair down to his knees And he gets along fine, doing just how he please And I believe that we first met 'Round three years ago Well, it feels like a lifetime, funny how fast it goes And I remember how this one time Well, I stole his sister's car And he didn't even mind, no, he jumped in for the ride And we'd got miles away from anywhere When the panic soon kicked in Oh, we'd got it back safe and sound And no one asked us where we'd been And let me tell you why his sister Why she didn't second guess She was going out at night and putting on her favorite dress And, oh, by gosh, you know she's worth it Any boy would tell you so Well, a girl like that is worth her own weight in gold Now, I made a promise to myself once That I would wake up by her side My best friend said that that would be the day I'd die