Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango He worked night-shift at the opera Watching the girls go by He's singled out tonight He's singled out every night Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, yeah, yeah He's the king of the night Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango He wore his quiff Venetian style His fags were cheap, but with a filter He don't suck up to none He don't suck up to none at all Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tango Caretaker of the night, he's the King of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the King of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the King of the night Caretaker of the night, watch out He's the king of the night Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tango Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, he's the king of the night Caretaker of the night, watch out He's the king of the night