INTRO G C G VERSE 1 G I don't care if it rains or freezes C Long as I got my plastic Jesus G D Sitting on the dashboard of my car VERSE 2 G Comes in colors pink and pleasant, C Glows in the dark, she's iridescent, G D Carry it with you when you travel far. VERSE 3 G Get yourself a sweet Madonna, C Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a G D Pedestal of abalone shell. VERSE 4 G Going 90 I ain't scared C Cause I've got my Virgin Mary G D Assuring me that I won't go to hell.