The gas man came, took out our electric stove I helped him carry her He told me he had been a prize fighter once Shuffled her through and out the door We walked back in talked 'bout his boy at U.V.M. And we began to put the new stove in But I miss my stove She's all alone Call it love She's been replaced I miss my stove She's all alone She's right out front And looks a mess Unwanted guest We lied to her I miss my stove Feel sad I guess I know I shouldn't think about it anymore "What's the point?" you say But I'm reminded each time I walk out my door My stove is gone to stay He walked back in talked 'bout his boy at U.V.M. And we began to put the new stove in But I miss my stove She's all alone Call it love She's been replaced I miss my stove She's all alone She's right out front And looks a mess Unwanted guest We lied to her I miss my stove Feel sad I guess