Oh, yeah! So much for first single on this one Shady's the label aftermath is the stable That the horses come out of erra of course we're about to stir up Some shit thick as mix water with syrup It's the mister picked-on-Christopher Reeves just for no reason Other than just to tease him, cause he was his biggest fan He used to be superman Now I'm pourin' liquor, on the curb in his, name for him "Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again, fucker I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said" It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the buckin' bronco Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the "Eminem Show" left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That shit is not gonna change As long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes in a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to God you was playin' Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I could've told ya to not do the same 'Cause one day it could cost you your name And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah Erra oh oh ah ah Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra Poo poo ca ca Erra-erra-Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derek bare naked Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka Jeanine just turned 16 and used a fake id To sneak in VIP to see R. Kelly (hihihihihi) To be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory dickory Dirk Diggler Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin' the chain Twenty-two jerks and a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrrrrara Let me ask you again Am I just jerkin' your chain Am I berserk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them Paris hilton homemade porno's Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle Chicka chicka Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin' When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club And dusted them and went straight to the source with them 'Cause they coulda sworn someone said nuh And then tried to erase and record over it But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh ah, and then the come ta, find out it was Jus-tin Sayin' I'm done-uh! Come on this was su-pposed... To be my first single But I just fucked that up so Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah Erra oh oh ah ah Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra Poo poo ca ca Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker-I-love-to-suck-a-dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (hey!) So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock, bawka-bi-kaw Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off, fucka-fuck off! And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah Erra oh oh ah ah Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra Poo poo ca ca