What's the matter with me? Nobody loves me I just happen to be Unlucky in love It seems that every time I make a date I know from the start Someone's gonna break the date And break my heart What's the matter with me? I'm awfully moody Must my love affairs be Like Punch and Judy? I always walk with myself Talk with myself And my heart and I agree I'm not hard to take So for Heaven's sake What's the matter with me? I've read a million novels Each had a love affair Some of them where successful Some of them got nowhere Where I tow rite my story It would read like this My life's a waste, I've yet to taste my first kiss What's the matter with me? I'm awfully moody Must my love affairs be Like Punch and Judy? I always walk with myself Talk with myself And my heart and I agree Oh tell me what's the mystery? What's the trouble, trouble can be? What's the matter with poor poor me?