I'd like to get away, Junior Somewhere alone with you It could be oh, so gay, Junior You need a laugh or two A certain place I know, Frankie Where funny people can have fun That's where the two will go, Darling Before you can count up One, two, three. For ... There's a small hotel With a wishing well I wish that we were there together There's a bridal suite One room bright and neat Complete for us to share together Looking through the window You can see a distant steeple Not a sign of people -- who wants people? When the steeple bell says, "Good night, sleep well," We'll thank the small hotel together We'll creep into our little shell