Alice: I am very curious MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to me MAD HATTER: To who? MARCH HARE: To me MAD HATTER: Oh you! MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to you MAD HATTER: Who me? MARCH HARE: Yes, you! MAD HATTER: Oh, me! MARCH HARE: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you! [DIALOGUE] MAD HATTER: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday MARCH HARE: Imagine, just one birthday every year MAD HATTER: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays! MARCH HARE: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer [DIALOGUE] BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you ALICE: To me? MAD HATTER: To you! BOTH: A very merry unbirthday ALICE: For me? MARCH HARE: For you! MAD HATTER: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true BOTH: A merry merry unbirthday to you!