Eunuch Boy

Eunuch boy eunuch boy 
Thought a lawnmower was another toy 
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight 
He can't even masturbate 

Got no gonads, only two sockets 
Got no bulge in his pockets 

Eunuch boy eunuch boy 
Thought a lawnmower was another toy 
Can't even make it through a day of school 
They try to stomp his shriveled tool 

It must suck to know you'll never fuck